Movie Night Etiquette

I recently got my second couch, so my mind immediately went to: “MOVIE NIGHT!”

People apparently don’t get why I want to schedule three or four movies in one day, with friends arriving at different times to watch. So I had to establish some guidelines. Below are the very serious rules I’m making friends sign before they come over.

The guidelines have already led to disputes over whether conflicts, such as what to do when we exceed eight people, should be resolved by vote or by a fight to the death. These are decisions I am simply not willing to make.

Regardless, it seems that for my first movie night, the girlies were only committed to watching one movie. I will need to make some new friends with less busy lives who are willing to commit to a proper movie marathon.