An essay where the funniest line was, “We Democratic Socialists love to laugh”

More real stories to remind you real life is real weird

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Most of these playlists are not safe for work.

Remembering an army that threw stale Cuban bread.

Essays on Disney’s fantasy, Universal’s grit and Epic Universe.

Nine more reasons my friend is single

Trans rocker responds to a cis shocker

Another #poli-charged essay. This time it’s not personal.

I take on bro science, again, with 4 unique posts.

On astrology, biology and institution.

A Guy-splained explanation of vulgar place names.

“The Unfuckable List”

An NBC show caused people to get diarrhea.

An ode to the very few things I believe, even if science doesn’t confirm it.

A story about aftershock.

I ketchup you on BBQ, mustard, and other sauces, before I tell you about my Shoom Boom dream.

Radical inclusion and radical exclusion are polar opposites. Both define themselves as peaceful ideologies.

Some quick stories.

Nespresso Pods are like coffee, if you removed the joy.

I do research into why women are so insanely good at this exercise.

plenty of people are out here crushing workouts on little more than black coffee and a half-eaten banana

Do you ever just…rename other people’s pets?

Laziness is a multifaceted word.

“Monologue segments have turned into a series of repetitive jokes, middling impressions, and verbatim tweet recitals…”

The story of vibrators and a short rant about the sex industry

Since Amy Schumer was originally cast for the role of Barbie, it’s hard to imagine the writers did not know McFadden’s classic bit.

Even with all the kind and great people in this beautiful world, a rotten minority can ruin it. The lesson is to ignore the rotten people and focus on the kind. I must have missed this lesson.