Overconsuming Protein
plenty of people are out here crushing workouts on little more than black coffee and a half-eaten banana
New (Aminal) Pet Names
Do you ever just…rename other people’s pets?
Motivations of Lazy
Laziness is a multifaceted word.
Repost: Hershal Pandya, "The Rise of 'Clapter' Comedy"
“Monologue segments have turned into a series of repetitive jokes, middling impressions, and verbatim tweet recitals…”
A History of Good Vibes (Sex Toys)
The story of vibrators and a short rant about the sex industry
"Barbie" Scott McFadden
Since Amy Schumer was originally cast for the role of Barbie, it’s hard to imagine the writers did not know McFadden’s classic bit.
Bad Teachers… Are More Influential
Even with all the kind and great people in this beautiful world, a rotten minority can ruin it. The lesson is to ignore the rotten people and focus on the kind. I must have missed this lesson.
ExMas -- Tales of Exes Past
Dating is what you make of it.
Repost: Stephen Katz, "How to Speak and Write Postmodern"
“The instability of your question leaves me with several contradictorily layered responses whose interconnectivity cannot express the logocentric coherency you seek.”