Science Be Damned
An ode to the very few things I believe, even if science doesn’t confirm it.
Physics Doesn't Make Sense
A story about aftershock.
The Price of Flavor
I ketchup you on BBQ, mustard, and other sauces, before I tell you about my Shoom Boom dream.
Peaceniks vs Martyrs + Repost of John Cleese, "The Advantages of Extremism"
Radical inclusion and radical exclusion are polar opposites. Both define themselves as peaceful ideologies.
Quick 5-line stories
Some quick stories.
The Problem with 'X-Presto' Coffee Pods
Nespresso Pods are like coffee, if you removed the joy.
Hip Thrusts: Why Women Make Better Power Bottoms
I do research into why women are so insanely good at this exercise.
Overconsuming Protein
plenty of people are out here crushing workouts on little more than black coffee and a half-eaten banana
New (Aminal) Pet Names
Do you ever just…rename other people’s pets?