Stop telling short men to be more confident. Here's better advice:
I will swipe left on “1.9m and up.”Yay, we BOTH saved time! You dont need to deal with a shorty, I dont need to deal with wearing heels. I might swipe right on “I’m 1.9.” Because I’m fine dating tall women. Hopefully they dont mind I’m smol.
Friendzoning, Datezoning, and Platonic Friendships
On friendzoning and “datezoning.”
Spotify's Annoying
I don’t believe most Spotify users are searching for one thematic album. They want endless playback. They want A, X, Y, Z, B, C. If they go back one track from B, they want Z, not A. Sorry Adele.
Repost: David Zucker’s 15 Rules of Comedy
David Zucker’s 15 Rules + 10 more rules = 24 Rules!
Assuming others sucks!
I’ve lost count of how many times I was told “I bet you voted Biden” and “I bet you voted Trump.”
Anonymizing Votes Hurts Democracye
We dont need to have the same comfort assessing our peers in an office as deciding who gets control of nuclear arms. It doesn’t make sense to treat them the same.
Welcome to GuySpace
I believe in lateral thinking. If you ask me about “A or B,” I will ask back, “Can we talk about C, D and E instead?”
TrackSide 04.08.18
King Chill needed some work. So we took it to TrackSide in Wynwood, Miami.
Tremendo House Party 03.24.18
Amid the 2018 Miami Music Week… Otto Von Schirach got a video of the Boiler Bus bumping at 5AM